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Ian

1) An individual with an abnormally small penis or acts like a small penis.

2) A penis that is both abnormally small in width and length. It is typically considered to be a penis that is 4 inches or less in length and very thin.

3) The act of sex in which one partner can not please the other and the second partner must find a way to amuse him/herself. Partner one is typically a male, while partner two can be either a male or a female. This experience can transcend species.
Girl 1: So how was your date with that guy last night?
Girl 2: *sigh* He has an Ian.
Girl 1: Lulz. You always get stuck with Ians.

Boy 1: I CAN'T STAND THAT GUY!
Girl 3: Yea, he is such an Ian!

Boy 2: Did you watch animal planet last night?
Boy 3: Lol. Yea. That zebra was just continued grazzin' while she got Ianed.
by Itchyiris February 21, 2010
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Ian

Adjective: stuttering, awkward control freak.
someone who can sit in a room for extended periods of time amongst friends and family and say nothing, only laughing nervously and talking about everything from his perspective!
"I wish this ian would bring somthing to the conversation" "he, he, he.

Ian - "It's all done to me,I'm not responsible for anything"
by oldblihqegobveit April 10, 2009
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Ian

A nublet who tries to appear cool by hanging out with the people he deems to be "cool." Within the group he hangs out with, he usually says little to nothing, smiles and laughs like a child, and says "What?" in an incredulous manner everytime you make fun of him. He is extremely easy to make fun of, having no "backbone" of any sort, and only responds with his classic "What?" expression. You are able to control, manipulate and take whatever you want from him, as he will not fight back or refuse.
God, Ian, why are you such a nublet?
by Justin Chang July 28, 2008
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Ian

Synonym for retarded fucking dumbass
Has a 1 inch pincher
Has a strong cent of pennies
Autistic kid walks by*
Everyone: IAN
by Everyone in PLHS June 6, 2019
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Ian

A weird kid that can be ok sometimes. But only sometimes.
"hey you know that kid? He's really weird and annoying but he's ok"

Oh yeah, that's Ian
by ThatOneKid91 June 6, 2018
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Ian

Ultimate white man. Uses phrases such as; I came refreshingly, that was phenomenal and I feel like a million bucks. Enjoys watches, doing taxes and golf.
Ian enjoys doing tax returns whilst watching golf.
by T0nka March 6, 2017
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Ian

ABSOLUTE TRASH. BITCHTITS. IS GAY AND LOVES COCK. Hopes to be a famous indian pornstar around the globe!
Thats a kinky ian right there
I WANT IAN IN ME
by Best fuckboy around;) December 21, 2018
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