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Noah

A Noah can be the biggest fuckwit you will ever meet, some Noah’s are cocky and fucking irrelevant
“That kids a real Noah aye” yeah he is a fuckwit
by Sarhrgsardhddsx April 4, 2020
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Noah

He is the weirdest person you will meet in middle school. Yet EVERYONE(yes even the boys-) has a DAMNED CRUSH ON HIM!!! He's hispanic, curly haired, wears the "fAnCy" glasses. He is also the guy that's like-"Oh, I'm not looking for a relationship right now..." GOOD JOB!
Simp1- hey Noah..
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
by Melly Jelly March 9, 2023
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Noah

Noah is the hottest, most ATTRACTIVE person you will ever meet. He is good at any sport he plays and any instrument that he plays. Every girl wants to be with him. He is not easy to fall in love, but whe he does... its permanent
GIRL 1: I really like Noah

GIRL 2: He is so Hot, smart and kind
by WelpISuck December 13, 2019
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Noah

The straightest coolest sexiest smartest funniest guy with a big ass and a massive dick. Coolest guy at every party. Much cooler than james
Emily: Noah is so fit oh my gosh i want to have sex with him

James : yeah i do too because i like men
by grizzlynoah9 November 6, 2020
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Noah

Noah is the coolest person you'll ever meet. He's funny, handsome, entertaining, sporty and smart.

Noah has all the girls and can be a great friend.
Noah was at the party.
by makskekr September 2, 2018
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Noah

Guy 1: Noah is so cool!
Guy 2: yeah, he’s way cooler than Dorian
by billyeatscheese February 25, 2021
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Noahed

You know there is no redemption when Noah has unleashed his pro roasts on you
"What happened to Fred?"

"He got Noahed man."
by Lit as a mother fucker July 1, 2017
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