woke and toke

using the past tense of wake and bake

to wake up and toke a big up fatty :) blunt
"I WOKE AND TOKE THIS MORNING" :)

by ALYSSA D. April 2, 2007

Woke as fuck

Knowing what the fucks up and not getting bogged down by what you're told to think by public interest groups and mainstream media.

>central banks
>oil wars
>media propaganda
>online censorship
>big pharma
>9/11 being an inside job
>child sex trafficking

I was reading about fractional reserve banking and it turns out were actually debt slaves.

"Dude ,you're woke as fuck"

by Rustee Ventura August 16, 2017

Woke and choked

Early morning sex for BDSM enthusiasts.

We woke and choked this morning, and there are bruises to prove it.

by barebones March 8, 2017

woke limit

A woke limit is when it dawns on you that others self-classifying as woke hold positions beyond the scope of logic, reason, balance, fairness and objectivity. Those reaching their woke limit are often torn between expressing disagreement and remaining silent for fear of retribution. Reaching the woke limit renders one in danger of losing friends, family, and even a job; it can lead to being harassed verbally, on social media, or even physically, simply because one doesn't agree chapter and verse with the applicable woke philosophy du jour.

I was scrolling through social media and realized I'd reached my woke limit when I saw Becky, a wealthy, white corporate executive, posting that she would walk naked through the streets with Fuck 12 written on her navel.

by The Reasonable Man July 6, 2020

woke casting

Casting a character for attempted inclusivity or whitewashing, only for it to look out of place to the story.

That one guy in that place and time in the story was obvious woke casting.

by zaroneon January 21, 2021

dumb woke

basically when you think you're woke. but you're a dumbass who doesn't understand why communism failed. basically a dumbass who thinks they'll save the world by becoming vegan.

"Gosh...he was so dumb woke with his fucking man bun"

by oTeRymId March 7, 2021

Woke terrorism

When your woke agenda is terrorism.

Hey Jenny, quit it with your woke terrorism!

by jillbidenswife June 22, 2021