Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.

Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Santa Claude

An impostor of the one and only Santa Clause/St Nick/Father Christmas/ Fat Jolly Man.

The typical Santa Claude does it for the benefit of his own sexual needs and wants, usually a pedophile or sexual predator.

Damn Fool! Look at that Santa Claude with all those innocent kids queuing up to sit on his lap.

by Mrs Claude December 13, 2010

Santa Claus

Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper

"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"

by notarealperson111 December 7, 2020

Sea Santa

A gentleman who resembles Santa with his white beard, but is thinner and more nautical. Oftentimes, he leaves you wondering - is that Samta? Or a sea captain? Oh, it's a Sea Santa.

Upon boarding the yacht, I says to the guy I says, are you Santa? No, he replies, I'm the captain. Oh, I replied. You're a Sea Santa.

by Megacube December 23, 2014

Santa's lap

A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!

The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!

by Santa's Little Elf July 2, 2018

Sad Santa

Unreciprocated oral sex.

Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.

by jdmartin September 25, 2015

Santa Sundae

When Santa blows a load on your face.

i saw mommy gettin' a Santa Sundae

by fuckyouallmotherfuckers! January 6, 2012