Goblin stain

when you drink too much and have sex with an enormously obese chick, and wake up to shit stains in your bed.

Yo dude, I got goblin stains in my bed last night

by Nedthesciencekidd January 18, 2021

Party Goblin

When that Hawaii boy gets his fourth glass of Hennessy and there's no stopping him.

"Hey should we get another drink?"
"Not unless you want to meet the PARTY GOBLIN"

"When are we going home?"
"Well the party goblin has been unleashed so not until dawn.

by crow912 December 17, 2016

Garage Goblin

A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.

Let's invite Kevin to come with!

He won't come, he's being a garage goblin today.

by AcBrittany17 December 2, 2022

Virginity Goblin

A guy/girl who is well known for taking many people's virginities in an almost predatory fashion, and is often disliked because of this. In many fantasy worlds, goblins are regarded as evil, skulking creatures, taking things that do not belong to them.

Guy 1: Did you hear Dave took another girl's virginity last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, what's that, third one this week?

Guy 1: Yup... what a virginity goblin...

by Sh4rkinfestedcustard March 12, 2013

horny goblin

a person who sexualizes everything.

Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION

2 mins later

Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION

by nutinpass December 23, 2020

Breakfast Goblin

Also referred to as a brunch bitch, typically a woman who appears as a strange, shadowy, golem-like creature in the morning, and becomes a friendly and reasonable human during the afternoon. This radical change is often brought about by eating a tasty lunch.

Guy #1: "Why is Janet such a bitch in the mornings but so cool afrer lunch?"
Guy #2 "She's a Breakfast Goblin dude."
Guy #1: "Oh..."

by SuperMario69 April 11, 2015

Tren Goblin

A person (usually some sort of weightlifter) who is an avid user of the performance enhancer Trenbolone, otherwise known simply as “Tren”.

Guy 1: Bro do you see that guy deadlifting 500 lbs? Didn’t he just start lifting like 2 months ago?
Guy 2: Yeah bro I saw that guy with a needle in his ass in the locker room earlier, total Tren goblin.

Guy 1: Yeah makes sense, explains why he’s gained 80 lbs in muscle and can hit everything every day.

by KB2000 January 19, 2022