by Big Al October 2, 2003
Get the human toiletmug. 
A jet stream of water from a rigged toilet that shoots up your butthole, and thereby raping you with your own bodily wastes.
Guy-scarred-for-life: That toilet back fired on me!!!
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?
Prankster: How did you enjoy your toilet dildo?
by JKDBLV July 30, 2010
Get the Toilet Dildomug. by Homer_Simpson123 April 4, 2006
Get the Toilet Labormug. The shittiest people, whom are fucking dumb and stupid, are black or jew, are gay or lesbian, a feminist, are junks, are ugly and simps,...
by Nick Erfag Otte April 6, 2020
Get the Toilet Niggersmug. When one sits down on the toilet to find there is no toilet paper in the bathroom after taking a crap. He or she will then continue to waddle to the nearest bathroom, sit down on the new toilet, and wipe.
Johnny had an emergency, and rushed to the bathroom as quickly as possible. After doing his business, there was no toilet paper, so he tried toilet hopping to the upstairs bathroom.
by Chrispycreme September 8, 2012
Get the Toilet Hoppingmug. The simplest squat toilet is simply a hole in the ground or floor. Some squat toilets are more elaborate, but they all require the user to squat over a hole and to defecate into the hole.
Squatting is the normal position for defecation, because the lower part of the colon is well positioned for easy bowel motions. In contrast, western-style toilets may be more convenient than squat toilets, but they don't position the user as well for defecation.
Some doctors recommend that people who are constipated should put their feet on a pile of books or a small stool when using the toilet, as this forces the body into a type of squatting position.
Squatting is the normal position for defecation, because the lower part of the colon is well positioned for easy bowel motions. In contrast, western-style toilets may be more convenient than squat toilets, but they don't position the user as well for defecation.
Some doctors recommend that people who are constipated should put their feet on a pile of books or a small stool when using the toilet, as this forces the body into a type of squatting position.
When Sally went camping in the bush, she made a squat toilet by digging a hole in the ground. She squatted over the hole and defecated into it.
by Boris2 February 22, 2009
Get the squat toiletmug.