chris

a nerd who plays gta for hours

"Your such a chris never getting off your xbox"

by BOBthejumper December 27, 2019

Chris

Chris is a male that you have probably been pining over for years. He has the gorgeous blue eyes and these freckles that resemble stars in the galaxy. He is a HUGE smart-ass but that just makes you fall in love with him even more. He is caring and soft though he may not show it and needs reassurance. Give it to him, he deserves it. He is very fragile and if you say the wrong thing, it will hurt him deeply. Don't hurt him. He is sweet and probably would be the best boyfriend you ever had. You'll get mad at him sometimes to to him being cryptic but nonetheless, you love him. He is hilarious, handsome, and has an extremely sexy Southern accent. He may not like you back but it's okay. He'll come around. (He also tends to be charming as fuck)

Chris is sweet and adorable; sometimes, I can't handle his adorableness.

by old brown shoe November 16, 2020

Chris

What can i say for Chris... type of guy to make you laugh and have a joke with your friends without wanting to fuck any of them usually medium to tall skinny and a nice guy, but stick him in bed with you and you won’t come out in one legs shaking and condom balloons everywhere nice guy and usually polite too.

Nicole:Hey i was talking to Chris last night.
Sarah:Girl how are you walking?

by Gabriella2470 October 10, 2020

Chris

A dumb ass nigga. Fuck boy. Commonly known for being dumb as fuck

He a Chris for real, don’t fuck with him.

by Sasha Terry August 9, 2019

Chris

A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.

Chris:I have a big penis, it's like 12 inches.
Everyone else: Sure ya do bud

by Anonymous fire223 July 28, 2019

Chris

A chill nigga who’s just tryna fuck shit up but whatever u do don’t fuck wit him and never never ever ever ever leave yo girl around him because she’ll probably get pregnant

Oh shit it Chris

by Lilc29 May 7, 2019

chris

A funny person while being over all dumb, like really, really, really, like really, really, really, really, retarded. But an overall nice guy.

butreallydumblikereally.

Chris: Hi I'm Chris
Everyone: look at that dumb ass

by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020