alliance surfer

Alliance Surfer: someone who trolls Empires and Puzzles looking for Titan points.

Alliance Surfer: Why did he join the alliance and then leave right away? He was lurking for easy rewards.

by Queen Abacus January 22, 2020

Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

clipboard surfer

The slacker job.

"The boss's nephew is so lame he couldn't be anything but the clipboard surfer."

by geezitron November 13, 2009

<.7.9.7.6.>Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi AresesisA The Silver Surfer

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Free Surfer

Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.

"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."

by Wofftan August 23, 2017

Silver Surfer

When someone tech decks they're erect dick around the room like a plane into an accepting vagina.

My dick's feeling very aerodynamic tonight, I'm going to give her the old silver surfer later.

by Doctorbotany July 27, 2021

Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!

See also Silver Troll coffin surfer

by Governator77 August 28, 2012