One Eyed Pedophile

A pedophile looking for someone or something specific in a child.

GUY 1- DO YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER BY THE ELMENTARY SCHOOL JUST SITTING THERE.

GUY 2- YA, ISN'T HE A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER? WHY HAS HE NOT ATTACK ONE OF THOSE KIDS?

GUY 1- HE MUST BE A ONE EYED PEDOPHILE

by catdogmancowfichboiboy April 11, 2009

Catholic Pedophile Apologist

A Catholic Pedophile Apologist is a person who makes excuses about pedophiles who are catholics.

It doesn't matter whether these pedophile monsters are just Catholics or Catholic Clergy.
Every time CATHOLIC PEDOPHILIA is mentioned,for instance,in a Question in the Religious & Spirituality Section of the YAHOO!Answers website,,the Catholic Pedophile Apologists post inane,bizarre,ranting,blatantly lying answers about other religious cults,or school teachers,sports coaches,scout lesders etc,,as having more pedophiles than they do.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist prefers to try to protect the Catholic Pedophiles who rape and sexually abuse innocent children who are virtually prisoners of the Catholic Cult,because their parents are members.
A Catholic Pedophile Apologist(some of them are even mothers)also prefer to protect their Catholic Cult religion than protect the innocent traumatised victims of Catholic Pedophilia.

by Children's Warrior September 05, 2008

ur dog is pedophile

ur dog is pedophile is worse than everything!

*sean* ur mom gay
*dean* ur dad lesbian
*sean* inhales
*sean* ur dog is pedophile
*dean* Dies

by DviDoom March 10, 2018

ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST

Hi my name is DELICATE, PENELOPE, BRITNEY AND NAKED. This depends on the situation

What the parents request you to do?

Kicking up the stakes for MANDATORY HUMILIATION becomes an INQUIRY.

Do you have any requests?

MANDATORY HUMILIATION.

This may be an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST but can I kiss your BABY or can I hold your LITTLE BOY'S or LITTLE GIRL'S HAND?

Is it possible that knowing this PEDOPHILE is a MANDATORY SHIT EATER that an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST. might come from their parents , EAT THEIR SHIT and after drop your pants for a picture.

BEING a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE do you want a MANDATORY SHITEATER date as an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST like that movie SIMPLE FAVOR she FEEDS HIM SHIT at the beginning of movie as give him that COPROPHAGIA DATE.

Just like a song in LIFE except it is REAL but it being reasonable to the unreasonable is up to the HEAD JUDGES themselves for the ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST.

Ask in secrecy as don't say it is an ODD PEDOPHILE REQUEST but anybody with a BABY or CHILD PEDOPHILE AGE ask the PARENTS do you have anything for your BABY OR CHILD they need from me as I notice they are curiously looking at how I am dressed and how much I SMELL.

by TESLA FACE ALPHABET August 25, 2021

Ur child pedophile

The worst counterpart to any "ur mom gay" situation, this cannot be reversed, no argument to counter this, not even the strongest. This makes every relative of yours hella gay or lgbt, as well as retarded. Not even the most undefeatable "no u"s can make a shield against it , even if your mom said "no homo" that just removed ur mom from this. The fabric of the universe tears apart and an anarchic apocalypse breaks out if these 3 words are said.

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: ur child pedophile

Guy 1: no u
*fabric of universe tears apart*
Guy 2: Nothing can stop those 3 words, you're dead.

by Redres26 March 28, 2018

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by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021

Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

by Shulkingit April 25, 2015