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Nigerian perch

To shove a perch (a type of fish) up someone’s ass hole and thrust it until the perch flares its fins and stabs the victims ass hole, acting like a barb
Yo!! Theres a perch stuck up that brat’s ass hole because Lightning M’coon gave him a nigerian perch!!!

Nigerian doll trap

To hide a tazer inside a sex doll so that the next person that uses it will get 30,000 volts to the dick
I killed my man’s dick with a nigerian doll trap after i found out he had a sex doll. 😼

Nigerian eye exam

The act of pissing into someones eyes, thus giving them pink eye
I got pink eye from ivans nigerian eye exam

Nigerian Coat hanger

The act of sitting on top of someone's face like a perched gargoyle with your feet and balls in their mouth at the same time.
Gurt: Me and my girl usually get pretty freaky. Last night i gave her a Nigerian Coat Hanger.

J. Epstein: You make me sick.
Nigerian Coat hanger by Kiddnaps December 26, 2025

Nigerian flute whistle

When someone sits on your face and you vomit In her anus while she shoves fingers down her throat until she vomits on your dih hole
Jordan hit the Nigerian flute whistle on his girlfriend yesterday

Nigerian hotboxing

When you fart in a hot, steamy environment (ex: shower or sauna) and the fart mixes with the hot steam, enhancing the smell by a lot
We were all chilling in the sauna until fucking ivan started nigerian hotboxing and suffocated nicco