Lorenzo 

Some Ugly ass short nigga

John: hey it's that its that ugly ass short nigga
Tyler: what's his name again?
John: I don't know , some ugly ass short nigga named Lorenzo

Lorenzo by A nigga with a rocket launcher May 17, 2017

Lorenzo 

A very funny and stupid person who eats a jar of asparagus in 1 minute

"Lorenzo eats too many asparagus"

Lorenzo by ariolagranola February 25, 2019

Lorenzo 

An Italian fella, watches alot of anime(hentai) and resembles a rodent or mosquito. They also tend to have large foreheads but don't know how to use it. But he is an all around great guy once you get to know him.

Look at that guy's forehead must be a Lorenzo

Lorenzo by Wagwan Stacy June 16, 2019

Lorenzo 

A lonely dude who is in need of friends and people to hang out with. He is shy and the only reasons he has a friends is because he is funny. You should hang out with him and become friends with me, I mean him

Look at Lorenzo he is so lonely

Lorenzo by Innof September 15, 2020

Lorenzo 

Lorenzo is a cool guy. when you meet him he is a crazy ,active ,ANNOYING person. he will be helpful and playful but mostly its Party.he is very tall moslty handsome for the girls and SUPER horny

Dude Lorenzo is crazy

Lorenzo by yourtylenol May 21, 2021

Lorenzo 

A gorgeous brute of a man with hella cake like daym its massive and its all real too and his gorgeous baboon lips could suck your soul dry.

Daym, Lorenzo's lips could suck all the water out of Africa

Lorenzo by yasqueen123456789 April 25, 2022

Loren Brinton 

Former drummer of the bands Lydia and A Rocket to the Moon, now a film maker.

Likes to smile, skate and drink wine.

He has a well hidden secret, which never have been revealed to anyone, kept under his many hats.

In addition, he and Halvo has matching shorts.

You: why will Loren Brinton never take off his hat?
Me: because he keeps a secret under it, and he's just that awesome.

Loren Brinton by AustinGibbs December 30, 2009