Tom Johnson

(v) to have a loud and lengthy bowel movement.

I feel a Tom Johnson coming on!

by jjohs April 19, 2010

Gus Johnson

the most awesome announcer of all time

HEART BREAK CITY
RISE AND FIRE
THE SLIPPER STILL FITS - Gus Johnson

by gusmfjohnson March 26, 2010

Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is an incredibly underrated person, not the Hawiian singer. Known from vine as "Jack and Jack" he is an uprising artist who is going to make it big one day.

Do you know who Jack Johnson is?
Nah you mean Jack Gilinsky.

by hellothereimnormal September 22, 2015

Gavin Johnson

1. To be the coolest or superior in any situation given.
2. To be extremely good-looking.

1. Look at him dance, he is so Gavin Johnson!
2. He is looking quite Gavin Johnson right now.

by The One March 8, 2005

johnson inch

The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.

Rob claims he has a nine inch dick, that's because he is measuring it by johnson inches.

by kajoe February 28, 2010

Rocky Johnson

When a male nipple achieves peak performance and maximum hardness

it's so cold out here, i just popped a rocky johnson

by Rocky Johnson October 3, 2016

Boris Johnson

Definition: A mop
fucked up UK with his tiny penis
no1 biggest sanctioner in history
killled the uk economy as soon as covid eased.
married a woman 21 years yunger than him
most famous quote "the cure covid we must sacrifice with covid by living with covid :)"

'The fucking mop couldnt clean up his own shit'.
'Boris Johnson has a wet mop for hair'

by MASSIVECUNTDICK March 27, 2022