Flat Earther

Someone who doesn't believe something if they see it right in front of them.

We sent a flat Earther into orbit, and he said he thinks the windows distorted the Earth to make it look round, so he wouldn't be able to trust his own vision.

by Dozenal>Decimal July 21, 2022

Flat skin

When you have no penis just flat skin and two raisin bollocks.

Joshua Booth has flat skin.

by Jon Belvoir April 18, 2018

Flat Brimmer

Someone that's into "extreme" sports such as down hill mtn. biking, BMX, motocross or anything that you can get "rad" with. A flat brimmer will wear a ball cap with a flat brim with Oakley sunglasses and can usually be seen drinking a Monster Energy drink. A flat brimmer will think he or she is better than the rest and loves to pose for photographs.

Did you see that flat brimmer with the Fox jersey acting like a douche to those other riders?

by Surlybob March 16, 2015

Flat Earther

Someone who is dumb as fuck.

Guy 1: I’m a flat earther
Guy 2: bro you dumb as fuck

by dabigmothafucka July 14, 2023

flat dope

Use in place of "the shit". Invented May 22,2007 Cambridge, USA

Michael: Holy shit look at those Aero effect on Windows Vista! Oh my god if she was a chick I swear.
Andrew: Dude that's flat dope man.

"Dude that ride is flat dope"

by QDub935 June 10, 2007

Flat-Earthing

When someone makes an arguement about something very stupid but no matter how hard someone proves them wrong, they make even dumber counter arguements over and over until the person gives up trying to prove them wrong. However, they know they're wrong and they're just fucking with him/her. Originated by flat earth believers

Guy 1-Dont smoke weed it's bad for you.
Dumb Boi-bruh weed cures cancer.
Guy 1- But studies show weed causes cancer.
Dumb Boi- But weed is a natural herb. How can nature be bad?
Guy 1-So is tobacco and that cau...
Guy 2 cutting of Guy 1-Hes in med school my guy hes just Flat-Earthing you.

by BigWumboy March 26, 2019

flat-waps

1. Breasts of a usually older and over-weight female which are saggy, long, flat and astoundingly repulsive.

2. Breasts that when not upholstered by a bra hang so low that they pose a serious trip hazard to the lady who they belong to.

"Is she a milf?" "No fucking way, she's got flat-waps and bingo wings!"

by Bigtoke September 7, 2009