a huge dong

what you dont have

"look, a huge donger! you should get one!"

by jfjfrjfrihidbfiwgfeiwu January 6, 2017

Dong Love

Someone that loves cock

Those two are all about dong love

by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016

schong dong

A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

Dude my schong dong is bigger than your!!!!

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

dong cheddar

When a man's genitalia has not been washed in a very long time it forms cheese, but when it hasn't been washed for years it starts to form a cheddar cheese.

Dude, chad wreaks of dong cheddar. Has he ever taken a shower? He smells like tuna.

by HobO_DeluxE June 6, 2014

Long Donging

A right royal deep dicking of ones sexual partner

Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan, in the carnal fashion

Or

Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in

by JBonius1989 July 17, 2021

Dong Slap

verb: to slap someone with a penis especially given when a person is acting stupid; very harsh action, if you have recieved a dong slap, you are a to be considered the lowest form of organisms

Joel got dong slapped by Landon for being such a fag

Dude, you should dong slap that fool driving his lifted 2WD Ford Ranger.

by Nate Dogg February 27, 2004

Dong Dance

Intended for males only, or transvesties:
While naked, one shifts one's hips repeatedly side to side, until one's genitals catch up with the momentum, creating a loud slapping noise against the side of one's thighs

Gilbert was suddenly slapped when Caroline asked him to dance, and Gilbert showed her the Dong Dance to impress her

by Tbizzle April 21, 2004