Afgan Dan is a rapper from Benji media with a 69 inch cock and has been the pussy smashing champion for 21 years in a row! All in all he is a great man and very talented in bed
"Ooooh here comes Afgan Dan on his last women he's starts to ride... Can he stay on? Oh he does Afgan Dan claims the pussy smashing champion for the 21st time!"
by Pussay slaya 445 October 22, 2018
Get the Afgan Danmug. A true American hero, a man who had a destiny. Forrest Gump's lieutenant in Vietnam who gets his legs amputated. Later, he helps Forrest get rich with Bubba Gump shrimp.
by TheBassMan69 August 5, 2008
Get the Lieutenant Danmug. A social chameleon who neither belongs to or is wanted by any groups. Often seen floating from group to group i.e emos to neds.
(Skin): 'Alright guys?'
(First Group): 'ahahahaha, get away skin!'
*two minutes later*
(Skin) : 'Alright guys?'
(Second Group):'ahahahaha, get away skin!'
Aw man, Skin Dan just hit on that first year.
(First Group): 'ahahahaha, get away skin!'
*two minutes later*
(Skin) : 'Alright guys?'
(Second Group):'ahahahaha, get away skin!'
Aw man, Skin Dan just hit on that first year.
by SNPSNP March 3, 2008
Get the Skin Danmug. Dan Hibiki is a character from the video game series Street Fighter. He first appeared in Street Fighter Alpha(?). He was created by Capcom for revenge against SNK. Capcom claimed that SNK combined Ryu and Ken to create Art of Fighting hero Ryo Sakazaki. Capcom, instead of sueing, did the same thing back and combined Ryo and Robert to create Dan. Dan is very weak and is a joke character.
His story in the Street Fighter series is that when he was a boy, Sagat lost his temper and killed Dan's father, Go Hibiki. Dan was upset at this, and promised to train so that he could get revenge on Sagat. So he went to Master Gouken to learn Shotokan(Gouken is also Ryu's and Ken's master; He trained Dan before Ryu and Ken).Eventually, Dan got kicked out of the dojo because he always talked about using Shotokan to get revenge on Sagat, which Gouken is against. Without a master, Dan came up with the worst idea possible: Self-Teaching. His fireball, which is Gadoken, means "Self-Taught Fist". When Dan finally found Sagat, he challenged Sagat. Sagat let him win on purpose because he felt guilty for his rage, which let him kill Go Hibiki and lose to Adon. The following probably happened:
Dan: SAGAT! You killed my father!
Sagat: Yes! Now fight me!
Dan: GADOKEN! *smacks Sagat*
Sagat: ARRRGH! You win! *falls*
Dan: OYAJI! I finally avenged you, father! *runs off celebrating*
Sagat: *opens eyes and smiles*
Dan's style is known as Saikyou, or Strongest. Ever since his "victory" against Sagat, he opened up his own dojo and is searching for students.
His story in the Street Fighter series is that when he was a boy, Sagat lost his temper and killed Dan's father, Go Hibiki. Dan was upset at this, and promised to train so that he could get revenge on Sagat. So he went to Master Gouken to learn Shotokan(Gouken is also Ryu's and Ken's master; He trained Dan before Ryu and Ken).Eventually, Dan got kicked out of the dojo because he always talked about using Shotokan to get revenge on Sagat, which Gouken is against. Without a master, Dan came up with the worst idea possible: Self-Teaching. His fireball, which is Gadoken, means "Self-Taught Fist". When Dan finally found Sagat, he challenged Sagat. Sagat let him win on purpose because he felt guilty for his rage, which let him kill Go Hibiki and lose to Adon. The following probably happened:
Dan: SAGAT! You killed my father!
Sagat: Yes! Now fight me!
Dan: GADOKEN! *smacks Sagat*
Sagat: ARRRGH! You win! *falls*
Dan: OYAJI! I finally avenged you, father! *runs off celebrating*
Sagat: *opens eyes and smiles*
Dan's style is known as Saikyou, or Strongest. Ever since his "victory" against Sagat, he opened up his own dojo and is searching for students.
*in the arcade, people are watching. A nobody, Player 2, challenges Player 1, who has a winning streak of 6*
Player 1:Yo.
Player 2:Hey.
Player 1:Alright, I'm gonna kick your ass with Akuma!
*Player 2 chooses Dan Hibiki*
Player 1 and everyone else:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Player 1:Dan sucks! You can't possibly beat me!
*Dan wins the match*
Player 2:Ha! You suck! You can't even beat Dan!
Dan should only be used for humiliation, because he is very weak.
Player 1:Yo.
Player 2:Hey.
Player 1:Alright, I'm gonna kick your ass with Akuma!
*Player 2 chooses Dan Hibiki*
Player 1 and everyone else:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Player 1:Dan sucks! You can't possibly beat me!
*Dan wins the match*
Player 2:Ha! You suck! You can't even beat Dan!
Dan should only be used for humiliation, because he is very weak.
by NightShade25 June 29, 2006
Get the Dan Hibikimug. describes a boy/man who is neither Tan, nor is named Dan.
Usually pale skin with curly hair. Frequently wears hats for added 'swagger' and to conceal repulsive jew curls.
Usually pale skin with curly hair. Frequently wears hats for added 'swagger' and to conceal repulsive jew curls.
by Spigkoque January 27, 2010
Get the Tan Danmug. Also known as:
•Heart-eyes Howell
•Dan "no home" Howell
•danisnotonfire
•Dan Lester
•Daniel James Howell
Definition: gay meme trash nerd who thinks he's straight but isn't; we all still love him though
•Heart-eyes Howell
•Dan "no home" Howell
•danisnotonfire
•Dan Lester
•Daniel James Howell
Definition: gay meme trash nerd who thinks he's straight but isn't; we all still love him though
by The Fantabulous Fanqueen July 25, 2015
Get the Dan Howellmug. Slightly neurotic, greasy, larger homeless man that frequents State Street on a regular basis, who also supports the UW Greek System and LOOOVES the GAmma Phi ladies. Must ride a bicycle with a police scanner attatched to his hip. Hence the name, Scanner.
Scanner Dan, also look for Piccolo Man in bright orange suit located outside the bookstore playing his piccolo. Also, look for Shim Saxophone player up near the capitol or outside Statesider playing Pink Panther till the weeeee hours of the morning.
by Bass Mouth September 19, 2003
Get the Scanner Danmug.