Wet Towel

It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.

Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”

by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020

Wet nightmare

When your gay guy friend dream about straight sex and boom woke up thinking he was straight

I had a wet nightmare last night I thought I was straight!

by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023

Wet

When a dry object come in contact with a liquid. That then turn the object into being wet

I raincoat got all wet from the rain outside

by TDanseb March 27, 2018

wet

any sort of alcoholic beverage

yo g let me get some of that wet

by 6ixnine May 31, 2018

Spinning the wet

Tall stories and embellished stories that someone tells you of what happened when they were drunk e.g I drunk 36 pints last night

Johnny told me he broke into Buckingham Palace on our night out but he’s just spinning the wet

by anonymous May 23, 2021

Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.

You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!

by Tordindamix October 27, 2022

The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

by Dannielio April 21, 2007