Gas Fucked

A play on the expression "ass fucked". When the price of gas rises so high it is likened to anal sex and the pain often associated therein.

Guy 1: Damn it man, it cost 50 bucks to fill up my car

Guy 2: You totally got gas fucked

by jdbombassmofo December 2, 2011

Fuck-wrinkle

Someone who ruins the mood

Mom get out of my room you fuck-wrinkle.

by Franklin Longbottom December 6, 2012

Fuck Sneeze

screaming the word fuck, similar to how a person would sneeze, in order to relieve anger or stress

"Hang on guys, I need to fuck sneeze real quick."
"Alright, go for it man."
"FUCK!"
"Feel better?"
"Yeah"

by itsUnfortunate February 23, 2015

Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008

Nipple fucking

When someone insert something into a nipple.

Mostly seen on absurd porn (mainly hentai).

You can learn more here nipplefucking.com.

He came into the tits of that girl after nipple fucking it by it's small hole.

by MaverickMorty September 7, 2018

fucking shout

A statement of extreme agreement.

"Shall we go to the chip shop?"
"Peter, that's a fucking shout!"

by DavesShinyDome January 27, 2016

Fuck-Positive

A better way of saying "I'd joyfully disassemble her"

The girl in the left is so-so but her friend is absolutely fuck-positive.

by Shadowrack June 28, 2007