Closet dick

A male who appears to be friendly but turns out to be a massive asshole when you really get to know him

I thought he was a really nice guy, but he's secretly a massive closet dick.

by fooddetector December 14, 2014

Dick Swipe

At any run in with a naked man that involves passing by and his dick accidentally touches you.

Man I was showering at the gym the other day and this dude totally dick swiped me!

by thesnowman611 October 24, 2011

Game dick

An erection that is ordered, mandated and/or required during the time when a couple is trying get pregnant. This is most often needed when a couple is having sex purely for the purpose of getting pregnant, whether they are in the mood for sex or not.

Husband: "My wife just texted me that I need to get home and bang her."
Friend: "What? Your wife texts you for sex?"
Husband: "Nope. She's ovulating. Gotta go put on my game dick."

by Zotts May 7, 2015

Default Dick

The wing woman version of jumping on the grenade or taking one for the team.

"I was being a good wing woman and had to settle with the friend of the guy she was hooking up with = default dick"

by ghostchips May 27, 2014

Dick Puppet

A woman who loves to be controlled by a mans penis

"Lynn wanted to be Jordan's dick Puppet "

by Cockmuppet11 December 14, 2016

dick sweeper

big harry mustache located above the lip; without any other facial hair

Look at that guy's dick sweeper.

by Walter K. Prescott February 5, 2010

dirt dick

Refering to a dirty redneck with a good looking woman...

Why in the sam hell would she want to be with that dirt dick?

by 67XLCH May 14, 2009