A domesticated man who no longer gets to participate in fun activities outside of those activities preapproved by his female mate.
by HomerHatesSalad April 2, 2008
Get the House Cat mug.A synonym for awesome. I actually coined this phrase in 1968 during a hallucination where i thought i saw a cat wearing pajamas. It was really just a dead bush.
by Saammmy February 25, 2008
Get the cats pajamas mug.a game played by 3rd graders at my school.when every ones a mouse except 1 person and they run around until all the mice have been caught. or a game played by 2 people in a SEXUAL way when a invisible mouse goes into a womans pussy and claims it home and the cat inother words the dick goes in to fish the mouse out by fuckin the girls brains out until he is sure hes ridded the mouse.
by asia July 12, 2004
Get the cat and mouse mug.The untanned area directly under a girls ass cheeks that resemble cat eyes when bent over. Resulting from neither the suns nor the tanning beds ability to shine there.
by John Wesley February 11, 2008
Get the Cat Eyes mug.When you haven't bathed in over 24 hours and can still convince someone to give you oral sex, achieving both pleasure and a measure of cleanliness.
I'm filthy. I haven't bathed in at least a week, though I did get a couple of cat baths from the 'ol ball and chain.
by Rhellen's Robot March 11, 2011
Get the Cat Bath mug.A viral video, a meme... It consists of a flying pastry cat and rainbows coming out from "behind".
The song is a random Japanese song... Some people make parodies, such as American Nyan Cat (and play music that fits)...
Tacnayn is the "enemy" of Nyan Cat... The opposite. It's a black waffle cat. The Nyan Cat music is played but only backwards.
It is a viral video and several people have made 3 - 24 hour versions.
NYAN NYAN NYAN!
The song is a random Japanese song... Some people make parodies, such as American Nyan Cat (and play music that fits)...
Tacnayn is the "enemy" of Nyan Cat... The opposite. It's a black waffle cat. The Nyan Cat music is played but only backwards.
It is a viral video and several people have made 3 - 24 hour versions.
NYAN NYAN NYAN!
Jacob listened to Nyan Cat today. He wanted to know why it's cool and why everyone in his school is talking about it.
JACOB: Why is my internet so slow?
SONG STARTS: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!
JACOB: Epic!
The next day... Jacob went to school...
TEACHER: Ummm... Jacob! Why don't you tell the class what you got for number 4?
JACOB: Nyan nyan nyan?
**class laughs
TEACHER: Huh? Please just explain how you got number four and what you got!
JACOB: NYAN!?
TEACHER: This is not a joke! >:(
Explanation: Nyan Cat made Jacob crazy as f*ck.
JACOB: Why is my internet so slow?
SONG STARTS: NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN!
JACOB: Epic!
The next day... Jacob went to school...
TEACHER: Ummm... Jacob! Why don't you tell the class what you got for number 4?
JACOB: Nyan nyan nyan?
**class laughs
TEACHER: Huh? Please just explain how you got number four and what you got!
JACOB: NYAN!?
TEACHER: This is not a joke! >:(
Explanation: Nyan Cat made Jacob crazy as f*ck.
by Lichens September 1, 2011
Get the Nyan Cat mug.When you squeeze your ballsack really tight and the balls are on the top it looks like a small brain.
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by Anonomus May 13, 2005
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