Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.

" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"

by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016

Mexican Taxi Cab

When people ride in the bed of the pickup.

We're going to take the Mexican Taxi Cab down to Home Depot to pick up a couple of landscapers.

by Turbo Buc SD December 19, 2011

Mexican in a sleeping bag

A bean burrito

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah

by Kennedy Half Dolla February 27, 2022

Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

by Accio Wine September 22, 2016

Mexican Wet Willy

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.

“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”

by SaraMrk June 25, 2021

great mexican challenge

The Great Mexican Challenge is the south of the border version of the Great American Challenge. It involves teams of 3-4 people drinking 30 tecate beers and a fifth of tequila, smoking an eighth of weed, eating 20 tacos, and breaking open a piñata.

"Hey Juan, are you doing the Great Mexican Challenge tomorrow with Pablo and Jose?"

"Yeah man, it's gonna be loco!"

by AnonymousLion17 March 17, 2017

Mexican sloppy jose

A sexual act were the recipient Male or female shit themselves but keeps it in there anus then the partner licks there asshole clean while to keep the fecal matter in the recipient does a hand stand

For a birthday gift my teacher mr rock ard gave me a Mexican sloppy jose

by Handy mat July 19, 2019