Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025

K Thx bye

If a a chick/dude hit you with this line, your whole communication line with them is fucked. Forever...

Chick: "I'm just using you for your money"
Dude: "K thx bye"
Chick: *obliterated forever*

by n=poptart May 16, 2018

Circle K Sushi

Circle K Sushi is slang for eating shrooms on top of chicharrones.

You guys down for some circle k sushi tonight!?

by DreadedFox July 10, 2025

Ava K.

Some that likes Preston and thinks her name is Trey and has a basketball game tommorow.

Ava K. and Preston are Girlfriend and Boyfriend.

by Fat boy 69 November 12, 2017

Nice Arrogant K

Confidence Is A Key

"Nike thinks Austin and Kris will wear her special running shoes while drunk on ketamine how nice arrogant k is NIKE."

by Nîke October 21, 2022

faux k

Fake okay.
An answer to "How are you doing?"
Sounds like "I'm okay", means I am not okay but I am faking it.

It's 2020 and your friend asks how you are doing.
Rather than explain the dumpster fire of anxiety, simply say "I'm faux k" and carry on.

by BettieRage12 August 21, 2020

K-Dot

my glorious king

“K-dot is my GLORIOUS king🤩🤩”

by youareamonkey September 25, 2025