The ultra important, high falutin, and just all around annoying sister of your spouse. She will not be at your wedding because she has more important things to do, and if by chance she shows up, she'll ruin it. She's your mother-in-law's teammate and soldier.
The ideal sister-in-law is one that resides six feet below the ground in a cemetery, right next to the ideal mother-in-law.
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Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
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Using Bill Whittle's Law, we can know that the only reason why the politician admitted to doing cocaine is because if he had denied it then people would have eventually known both that he does cocaine and is a liar to boot.
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Alin's Law:
Adam: Hey man what's up? Are you going to that show tonight?
Steve: I don't know, who's playing?
Adam: I don't remember, but he eats his own crap.
Steve:silence
Admam: Hello? ...Steve?
Adam: Hey man what's up? Are you going to that show tonight?
Steve: I don't know, who's playing?
Adam: I don't remember, but he eats his own crap.
Steve:silence
Admam: Hello? ...Steve?
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Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.
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