urban dictionary

a porn glossary

i learned what "beat the squirt" and 'playing the rusty trombone" means on urban dictionary.

by gerllamawolf October 17, 2013

urban dictard

A person who uses urban dictionary to find new things to say, but ends up sounding like a tard.

A contraction of Urban Dictionary + Retard.

See also dictard

Q: Dude, what's up with all that pseudo-slang Coolio keeps spewing?

A: Yeah, dude, he's a total urban dictard.

by burbantard November 16, 2011

Urban dictator

The urban dictionary editors.

I hate the urban dictators

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

urban mystery

When you search for a word meaning on Urban Dictionary and they don't know what it is either.

'I tried looking for the meaning of ____ or Urban Dictionary. But they didn't know either. It's an urban mystery!'

by Th3_P4nd4_H3r0 May 19, 2016

Urban Dictionary

The website that allows everyone else to make definitions that contain bad stuff, such as defamation and harassment, but when I do it, they do not allow it. In fact, they probably won't let this one go in either. Why? No idea.

Let me please talk to the person who looks over this for a second.

Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you, 35-year-old virgin who works at Urban Dictionary, reviewing definition drafts and jerking off all day. What's your damn problem with me? What did I ever do to you, bitch? Haters gonna fucking hate, I guess.

Asshole.

With this definition, I have submitted five tags that I associate with most Urban Dictionary employees, especially the ones that look over my shit: bullshit, asshole, pussy, bitch, and dick.

by bloonsfan17 August 7, 2015

Urban Dictionary

Where people go for laughs when their meant to be doing work or home work. I'm looking at you, you bored? Stop be a lazy bitch and get on with your work.

This question's tough, I'm bored, I'm going onto Urban Dictionary.

by Beardon'tCare August 17, 2016

urban dictionary

The place where CMPS/MATH double degreers get all their facts.

According to urban dictionary, its bendejo, and that's where I get all my facts.

by Chrysostom11 October 17, 2016