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ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all other comebacks and phrases.
Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Man: Ur mom.

Enemy: Eat shit
You: Ur mom
Enemy: *fatality*
by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019
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Ur mom

Ur mom is an epic comeback to use against someone. It will catch then off guard not will not know how to respond.
Ur mom use it while you can.
Tommy "I wonder who smells like raw fish"
Jimmy "I bet it's Daniel"
Daniel "no, it's ur mom"
by pseudooym June 7, 2022
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Ur mom

This means someone is ur mom.
by Sbjddnkdnf September 12, 2021
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Ur brother a mother

Hey I heard your granny is a granny. No but ur brother a mother
by BigBoyDoinks March 15, 2018
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Ur mom

How the fuck do u not know what your mom is
Ur mom
by SHITTHEFRICKUP June 9, 2018
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Ur Ancestors Incestors

Ur Ancestors Incestors is a failed attempt at creating the most powerful roast in existence.

It was calculated to have power beyond "Ur Family Tree LGBT", but actually caps off around Ur Dad Lesbian. Not many know of this though, and it is often misused.
Carl: Ur Granny Tranny
John: You fool... You brought this upon yourself... Ur Ancestors Incestors!
Carl: Yeah I guess they are
John: *Explodes due to lack of defense*
by A Fat Penguin April 2, 2018
mugGet the Ur Ancestors Incestorsmug.

Ur ball sack a small cap

One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly
Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap

Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*
by Saltysaltysaltysalt February 2, 2019
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