think-fuck

The act of overanalyzing a decision to the point where all options are overly complicated and useless. All hope of a positive outcome should be abandoned. thought-fucked

We decided to go with the 2-span bridge design last week but you knuckleheads showed up here on a Saturday to think-fuck this design into the oblivion?!?!

by Boxer817 January 2, 2019

faculty fuck

When a member of a schools faculty, normally a teacher, has sex with a student. The student receives a faculty fuck

Ryan banged the hot math teacher and in doing so earned his first faculty fuck

by Reginald Pennypincher April 16, 2014

fucking myselfie

A self-taken masterbatory image

Her profile picture on Tinder was a fucking myselfie!!

by taxxigirl August 7, 2014

test-fuck

To "test-fuck" is to have sex with somebody for evaluatory purposes. You can test-fuck somebody to determine if you'd like to fuck them in the future. You can also test-fuck someone for a friend.

"I think you're pretty foxy, let's test-fuck to see if we're sexually compatible"

"I am coming to New York next month, why don't you test-fuck a few hotties for me, and find me someone suitable?"

"I thought Leroy was pretty cute, but after our mediocre test-fuck I decided he wasn't worth a second date"

by xgrrl888 May 3, 2012

fuck sealed

a virgin
someone who has not had sexual intercourse

why is Mary the Holy Virgin..
coz she was fuck sealed

by papershredder December 17, 2010

Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!

Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.

by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017

Fuck-wrinkle

Someone who ruins the mood

Mom get out of my room you fuck-wrinkle.

by Franklin Longbottom December 6, 2012