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Dead Ones

1. People who are no longer relevant or will soon be irrelevant to the world 2. People who are going down a path seemingly brainwashed that will obviously lead to death
Sleepwalkers should not be woken up if avoidable but dead ones must be awoken by any means necessary
by Sinpara October 24, 2020
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I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh shoot- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. Haha. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... Yeah, I need help.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's go talk. It's gonna be alright..
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Dead Meme Friday

A Special Occasion Held Every December 7 Where We Commemerate The Day Of Dead Memes Being Created
Every Dead Meme Friday We Pay Honor To Tide Pods And Other Dead Memes Too.
by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes December 6, 2018
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dead body

Guy 1: You want a dead body?
Guy 2: What type?
Guy 1: Human, male, 22.
Guy 2: Oh yum.
by DESTROYER_ON_URDIC June 11, 2024
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It is good day to be not dead!

Phrase to say when you are having a good day because of your mortal existence
H: It is good day to be not dead!
E: POW you are dead
H: IM DEAD
by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023
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Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.
"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."
by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015
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Dead

(Rando guy) Hey!
(Me) *commits dead*
by Plankton dies in endgame September 2, 2019
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