Either a tall, hot, hairy chested guy from Essex, typically named Ian, who is easily the sexiest guy in the room... or a Teddy bear you can buy from Adventure Island at Southend-on-Sea. Both are great to cuddle up with, but only one will make you truly happy.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
Girl 2: Oh, that's Ian. He's a real Essex Bear
Girl 1: I must have him now
by SqLvr19 August 14, 2022
Get the Essex Bearmug. A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Crystal and The Bearmug. The person who is younger than a bear, but skinnier than a bear cub. Definitely not an otter or a baby otter
by nyuszmusz November 6, 2023
Get the skinny bear cubmug. by lemythgirl October 14, 2025
Get the mythic bearmug. 
by Super_Epic_Person79 February 26, 2024
Get the Oogly bearmug. Synonymous with "Gummy Bears." The comparison is made to Crack because of its addictive properties and the fact that both are unhealthy to consume in mass quantities.
Also sometimes associated with a sugar high.
Also sometimes associated with a sugar high.
by I C.U.P. February 27, 2011
Get the Crack Bearsmug.