Rebecca Black

The reason i hate Fridays now

Friend: "Did you hear that new song Friday by Rebecca Black"

Me: "Yea"

Friend: "I love it so much! she is great at singing... Because its friday friday! ahaha!"

Me: "How do you know she's a good singer through all the autotune?"

Friend: "She's just so talented!"

Me: "...."

by Ilikesaturdaymore April 11, 2011

Black Omelette

A procedure where one takes a wet shit on anothers chest and waits for it to dry. Once it is dry they proceed to eat it.

Jake: Dude im gonna shit on your chest and wait for it to dry.....then eat it!

Salina: OK!!!! I love the Black Omelette!!!

by shitfucker50006 February 16, 2009

Black LUEsday

The day that TealMarie went to the Pokemon message board at GameFAQ'S on a dare and asked why pikachu is yellow.

Black LUEsday

by no December 15, 2003

Black Stallion

When someone is horsin' to the max. Horsin'means screwing around.

Lab Teacher: No horse-play in the lab.

Student: You're horsin so hard you're a black stallion.

by Nad Retard December 9, 2008

black pearl

a piece of sand trapped inside a womans vagina causing extreme irritation.

Tammy's black pearl made the evenning unpleasant.

by memphis November 16, 2004

Black Thanksgiving

An occasion/event that is attended by many African-Americans where cultural norms, etiquette and personal boundaries cease to exist. Behavior is random and arbitrary with frequent outbursts and expression of intense emotion.

Jaquita: Girl friend, you going to Tyrel's crib to watch the NBA all-star game ?

Shontel: Hell yeah girl...it's gonna be a black thanksgiving !!

Jacquita: Word.

by unboomer June 7, 2011

black album

1. A heavy metal album released by Spinal Tap in 1984. The original cover art was considered sexist so it was censored into a plain black cover.

2. A self-titled metal album released by Metallica in 1991 and their first mainstream success. See selling out.

3. A rap "music" album released by Jay-Z in 2003. Considered highly inferior to real music.

1. Spinal Tap's Black Album is awesome but I wish they had kept the original cover for "Smell the Glove."

2. Johnny thinks Metallica's best work was the Black Album. Obviously, he's never listened to Ride the Lightning or Master of Puppets.

3. I'm glad that Jay-Z's retiring after releasing the Black Album.

by TheEye5000 January 9, 2005