Mexican Golf Ball

1.5oz of pure Cocaine from Mexico.

My Buddy brought me home a Mexican Golf Ball. Lets get fucked up!

by PhranQ Bobrick November 29, 2021

Mexican Apple Thief

Taking the whole ball sack in your mouth, "stealing" them.

I played Mexican Apple thief last night, the dude was impressed because his balls were the size of a ripe apple.

by Slutty Prometheus July 15, 2022

Mexican Space Program

The Mexican Space Program is a porta-potty company. It is the source of hundreds if not thousands of Mexican Space Shuttles.

Dude 1: I work at the Mexican Space Program.

Dude 2: Do the jets run on Taco Bell's Fire sauce?

by Taco Bell Revenge March 3, 2019

Big smart Mexican

No need for one. It’s Alan

Alan is a Big smart Mexican

by Yokai Man May 27, 2021

mexican chilli bowl

The act of eating super spicy chilli then shitting in someone's open mouth the aftermath of the spicy chilli diarrhea

Dude that girl is a real freak she wanted me to give her a Mexican chilli bowl

by Anonymous 199123 December 18, 2016

Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

by Accio Wine September 22, 2016

Mexican bubble bath

Mexican bubble bath

Mexican bubble bath, When you sit in a mud puddle and fart

by Littleweiners February 1, 2020