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Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.
Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”
by Yogurtboys May 28, 2018
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milk

your dad hasn't came back from getting the milk!” “wheres your dad...? didnt he go get milk?” “mama milk”
by Piss child December 3, 2020
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milk first

Something that a absolute fucking RETARD would do. How are you going to eat that pile of cereal floating on milk? It's a disgrace that in the age of advanced technology there are still "people'' who make cereal this way.
I live by the rule "Cereal first" but I have a downey brother and he prefers to pour milk first. No wonder he's a downey lmao
by HMmmmmmmmmmmmnm April 25, 2019
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Milking a fart

When you hold in a fart for an extended period of time so when it is released it stinks way more.
by Fart milker December 1, 2022
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milk prank

a prank involving milk whether in presence, taste, contents, resemblance, smell or any other means
dude my water tastes like milk,, that’s totally a “milk prank”
we’re gonna put milk in that guys shoes, he will never suspect this milk prank
by alligatorade May 28, 2022
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futa milk

Cum from futa dick.
Retrad 1: Oh my gosh, these cookies are sooooo good.

Retrad 2: I would hope so. They're made with Gwen's futa milk, after all.
by Dumbass With Ideas February 18, 2024
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Milk-Tips

Hard nipples that are visible through clothing.
Damn it must be cold, that girl’s milk-tips are showing.
by Aww pDs May 22, 2021
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