Dick socket

A vagina; a whore; a disliked woman

-"Do you love her?"
--"No she's just a dick socket."

by Aussie7diamond August 11, 2014

The Moby dick

Insert the nozzle of whipped cream in a can deep into the asshole and press for 4 seconds, plug it with your finger, then put your face over the blowhole and remove your finger for the full explosive moby dick experience. The classic white whale !

I'm gonna give you the moby dick

by Thecuzzie July 29, 2017

mopey dick

Person who lacks energy/enthusiasm. One who is boring or lame and unwilling to participate in a fun activity because they are too busy being a herb.

I asked Jeremy to come out to the bar with me tonight, but instead he's going to be a mopey dick and play WOW all night. (world of war craft)

by English Partner :) September 6, 2014

dick certified

Having a huge dick and everyone knows it.

Did you see how big his dick was yeah he is dick certified.

by Gryffindor1738 January 2, 2018

shriveled dick

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

dick cave

Another term for vagina.

'I was in that dick cave all night long!'
'Her dick cave was obviously without use for some time, as bats flew out when it was opened up.'

by blackedout420 March 8, 2010

Bush Dick

When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.

Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.

Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.

by BushDick January 19, 2018