dick squatter

Anyone who sits, squats or otherwise takes a dick into their pelvic region.

Mike is a fucking dick squatter

by Paul Black July 17, 2014

Dick Sneezing

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

dick tying

The art of rearranging a flaccid penis into geometric figures or knots.

"Micheal was dick tying last night and he made a triangle"

by Jliff June 13, 2017

dick lingering

After having an orgasm, the period of time during which a man leaves his penis inside a vagina (or other orifice) while it transitions from erect to flaccid.

Jenn, he was dick lingering so long after sex last night, I wasn't sure if he fell asleep or he was just trying to keep it warm and cozy.

by Crack Help July 29, 2016

Porno Dick

That most excited form of dick you get that lets you go the distance like superman. You get in just that mindframe that gives you unlimited penile superpowers. You get in the game, go on nonstop, and bang that girl's box out before you can even think about bustin' ya nutz.

"I boned that ho like Porno Dick" - Jaime Madrox (Phatso Earth 2)

by XG-Raven July 7, 2010

Shrek dick

A big long gigantic dick the length of a human

WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!

by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 9, 2021

Bush Dick

When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.

Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.

Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.

by BushDick January 19, 2018