transsexual penis

Usually small sometimes bigger. Just a extra surprise to straight men!

"Hey can I take you back home"

"Sure"
"Whoah, you have a transsexual penis"
"Yeah"
"Your still hot as fuck, fuck it"
*sucks*

by Someonerandombuddy October 5, 2013

Pendulum Penis

A potentially painful condition in which a male, often wearing boxers or no underwear, is walking or jogging and the testicles and/or flaccid penis repeatedly slaps against the inner thighs.

Jogger Chad: "Dude... ok, I gotta take a break here..."
Jogger Michael: "Aw, man come on... we got three miles to go."
Jogger Chad: "Dude... fucking got pendulum penis going on right now, k? Gimme a freaking break."
Jogger Michael: "For Christ's sake, you said that two minutes ago."
Jogger Chad: "Fuck off! I thought I had the testies of Papa Smurf last time I tried to tough it out... couldn't beat off for two days."

by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009

penis pincher

1.)noun-One who masturbates using only his forefinger and thumb.

2.)noun-A clamp in which is place at the base of the penis in order to cut off ejaculation.

1.) Alan is a very kind person, but nonetheless he is a penis pincher.

2.) I carefully worked on my penis pincher along with a condom to have maximum protection against pregnancy.

by kickstop February 1, 2005

penis symphony

The explosion of jizz which creates a distinct noise, sounding very much like the section of trumpets playing in a marching band.

Last night, after Henrieta gave Chaz a vigourous BJ, the penis symphony exploded in a mass hysteria of snaps, clicks, and squishes.

by ToquitoSSSSS! December 7, 2007

penis flytrap

Also another name for a Vagina.

She's got a tight penisflytrap.

by JB Ellard June 27, 2005

penis punch

When the male punches a female with his penis.

Bobby got wound up, so he penis punch Sandra in the face with his Penis.

by maamryk January 18, 2011

Wolf Penis

A very hairy penis.

His wolf penis made me want to howl at the moon!

by missanthropee December 20, 2010