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New Jersey Curtsey

Dirt, marks/stains, redness of skin (if in a skirt, dress, or shorts), or general debris on a girl's knees or clothes indicating that she has just performed oral sex. Most often this occur outdoors or in some other relatively public venue, since this is where stain-causing elements are most often present (think movie theater or public restroom floors).
When Jane and her boyfriend came back inside, she had a total New Jersey Curtsey. Those jeans must be ruined from all the mud on her knees.
by IsabellaP November 21, 2010
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New Mexico blender

You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.
Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!

Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!
by Mikeology October 12, 2017
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New Killer Weapons

Some new-fangled type of arms that "President" George Bush II tends to worry about a lot, or so he says.
Mah fellow Americans, there is plenny of evidence that Ee-rak, Afghanistan and perhaps Venezuela all have New Killer Weapons.
by Fearman February 24, 2008
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ms. new booty

1.a song by bubba sparxxx, the ying yang twins, & mr. collipark
2. a girl with a big ol booty
i found you ms. new booty, get it together & bring it back to me
by long bong silvers July 10, 2018
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New Years Fallout

That dangerous period of time within 1-2 weeks after the New year in which people try to go through with their New Year's Resolution. Often met with minimal success.
Bob: Hey Tom, whats your New Years Resolution?
Tom: I think I'll lose some weight.

1-2 Weeks later.*
Bob: Tom was a good man, its such a shame that he had to die so young. Our thoughts and wishes go out to his friends and family.

Tom's Mom: Curse you New Years Fallout!
*Shakes fist at sky*
by Heyatomitsbob December 28, 2009
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New York City

The only place anyone thinks about when New York is mentioned. A staggering amount of people think it's the best city in the world. It's actually just a shithole that wouldn't exist without Upstate New York (money, food, garbage disposal, etc.), while pretending that upstate is actually relying on them.

The place is full of snowflakes that are entitled enough to elect Andrew Cuomo as governor, whereas barely any of upstate voted for him.
Fuck you, NYC.
"Where does all that insane tax money go, dad?"
"It goes down to New York City."
"What does the city give us?"
"More taxes, with a topping of their garbage."
by ShitpostAnon June 28, 2019
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Papua New Guinea

A nation that just doesn't fit in anywhere. You can't comfortably say it's an Asian or Oceanian country. It's a VERY underrated country. Most people see it as "That country above Australia" and that it's just a smaller version of Australia or Indonesia. Both of these impressions are TOTALLY WRONG, as PNG is not even remotely similar to Indonesia OR Australia. Most people in Papua New Guinea shorten their name to PNG because the full name is annoying to write out when using it repeatedly. Papua New Guinea is not similar to Australia OR Indonesia, as the people of PNG are of Melanesian descent. They are somewhat related to Solomon Islanders, but that's about it for similarities to neighbors. PNG is also a very rural country, and it's one of the only countries (if not the only one) in the world where the majority of the population still lives a tribal lifestyle. PNG still has tribes that inhabit the jungle as they have for thousands of years. Europeans colonized Australia and the East Indies and subjugated the natives, but PNG was spared because the terrain was just too rough for it to be worth conquering. That's why the tribes still survive today. They are very proud that they are some of the only people to maintain their tribalism. That's not to say PNG is uncivilized. Yes, the tribes live in the jungle, but they are by no means ruthless savages. PNG is a very unique and underrated country. Most people still live in their native homelands, and they are very proud of this.
Papua New Guinea may just be the world's most underrated country.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 10, 2021
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