Monkey tasking

Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!

Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.

by GBuss December 9, 2009

monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, the government should not be responsible for you injuring yourself.

by Sexydimma April 14, 2015

Monkey Squawk

When your sitting opposite your significant other and decide to put your toe up there ass or twat making them squawk like a monkey.

Sarah ruined the best part of the movie because Myles kept giving her a monkey squawk.

by Mylotronic July 28, 2017

flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

Monkey Slinging

Monkey Slinging is the act of a ver on the prowl shortly after the defeat of the snooky want smoosh smoosh.

Watch the south park Jersey Shore episode to understand the Monkey Slinging reference.

by Ashley Madison January 24, 2011

monkey rizz

Bro has crazy rizz for women and might even be a top g named Muggy

Eddie has that monkey rizz

by LoggyCarl December 26, 2022

Catch the monkey

Becoming angry, delirious, or crazy due to dramatic overheating.

It's so hot out here I think I'm about to catch the monkey.

by Reggie D. November 16, 2019