if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

ur mom

A random comeback

“How was the food?”
“ur mom.”

by yuriyuriyuriyuriyuri March 22, 2022

Doamna Nanut, urs!

“Doamna nanut, urs!” it’s a sentence that started from a english camp in romania and it become popular by someone who recorded it.

look there is a Doamna Nanut, urs! who is walking

by Clooter July 30, 2022

ur mom

a large type of cow that is very pretty and enjoys being milked

person one "my favorite cow is ur mom"

by outdoltudlutd March 22, 2022

Ur mom

A hairy slut whale with every std known to man with 20 tits and a second ass

Timmy: Hey fat bitch is it just me or am i whale watching. jon: dont call my mom a whale. Jons mom: (whale noises) timmy: i can call ur mom what i want. Jons mom: (angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

ur mom

A response to anything

Bitch: You're ugly
Smart person: ur mom

by rich future milf November 20, 2021

Ur parents homo

A hypothetical insult so powerful that upon usage will create a seismic blast that collapses the fabric of reality and destroying the universe and maybe a few others

Bob: Ur parents homo
Rob: *gets reduced to scraps*
Bob: *explodes*
Universe: *gets wiped from existence*

by A Big Fat Failure. July 2, 2021