Milk

The excuse Dads make to leave your life and may or may not come back

Dad:"Kids I'm gonna buy some milk I'll be back"
Kids:"Ok Dad!"
(20 years later)
Dad:*comes home with Milk* "Kids I'm back! I missed you all!"
Kids:"Fucking Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Milk him in the nest

To make sure you treat your man right while you in return will not receive dick.

“It’s what you didn’t do for him. Goin to bed then she’s gonna milk him in the nest.” - Mmh yeah boii

by Yeaboii6969 October 10, 2020

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk

Has been serving the Hispanic community for more than 45 years.

Magnolia Sweetened Condensed Milk is the best.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Milk

The thing that dads take 17 years to find at the grocery store after moms have a baby.

Son: Mom, how come I've never seen my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk.

by shukun May 5, 2021

Milk

its like expired milk but not

milk

by walterwhite123420 June 28, 2022

Sperm whale milk

Milk from a sperm whale, it tastes like heaven!! It also has an abbreviation which is spm.

Hey Johnny ill be right back off to get some sperm whale milk from the shop!

by oojorg June 22, 2021

Duck Milk

A type of milk commonly found in Australia. The ducks that produce this milk are called 'milk ducks'.

Sometimes (if they are a very rare species) they will produce milk with a turquoise hue.

"How was your duck milk, Sarah?"
"It was great!"

by LoveussySanussy June 11, 2024