Mexican cum shot

When your at the bar and cum in a girls shot when she’s not looking

When I was at the bar last night I gave this girl a Mexican cum shot

by Johnnysmith994 September 5, 2021

Mexican Treasure Hunt

When a Mexican can't find something so they have to dumpster dive.

Pete,

"Hey guys do you have anymore roller caps for my paint roller skins?"
Blake,
"Sorry Pete you bought them all last week."
Pete,
"Oh ok, looks like I have to go on a Mexican Treasure Hunt."

by OgDeathgrip00 March 27, 2023

Mexican Taxi Cab

When people ride in the bed of the pickup.

We're going to take the Mexican Taxi Cab down to Home Depot to pick up a couple of landscapers.

by Turbo Buc SD December 19, 2011

Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

by MCC123 August 15, 2012

Mexican Kidney Stone

when a woman puts a pepper seed in your pee hole

It got pretty kinky last night, I passed a Mexican Kidney Stone.

by obiWanTwoThree August 25, 2018

mexican poo bear

When a person takes a full bag of tortilla chips and pours a full can of queso cheese inside and uses their bare hands to paw the chips out.

I'm gonna mexican poo bear those chips!

by Tman202020 January 19, 2023

Mexican crock pot

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017