Fifth law of physics

Like inertia, but it means cuteness instead. Refers to big chungus and other such things

You are the fifth law of physics

*shits aggressively*

by Chungus farting in your mother June 19, 2021

co-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's grandaunt's husband.

My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Fletcher's law

On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.

"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."

by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020

Tuffoons law

All internet discussions about healthcare systems eventually lead to someone mentioning the US healthcare system.

But if we don’t have the NHS, the only alternative is the US healthcare system...

Tuffoons law has been evoked.

by Nhsisnumberone June 5, 2021

great-great-granduncle-in-law

1- Great-great-grandaunt's husband.
2- Spouse's great-great-granduncle.

My great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

co-sister-in-law

Spouse's sibling's wife.

co-sister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Dean's Law

The harder you try to focus the higher it makes you

My website went down when I was at Berghain and had a serious encounter with Dean's Law when I tried to fix it

by anonymously_anonymous_person March 4, 2024