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Lane Fucked

Lane fucked , is when you get into what you think is the fast lane, but the minute you enter the lane it suddenly stops. You change lanes, hoping to avoid the problem that caused the slowing, but again, your new lane suddenly stops and the previous lane starts moving again . You can be "Lane Fucked" over and over again.
Tom : I'm very sorry that I'm late for the meeting , I was repeatedly "Lane fucked" on the way to the office this morning.

Joe : I hear you, I was "Lane fucked " one time on the way to the airport and I missed my plane!
by Elmalevo December 3, 2010
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Fuck Vail

The worst ski company that is overpriced and overvisited.
Dumbass: hey want to go to vail??
Normal Person: no. Fuck Vail.
by vailisnotcool March 30, 2021
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fuck youtp

When two people hate each other a whole lot, and it's common knowledge, so everyone just begins to "ship" it.
"Gosh, it's like they can't stop fighting."
"It's official, they're my fuck youtp."
by Prxblematic December 20, 2016
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fuck chunk

dried remnants of sexual fluids(both male & female) sometimes found between the underside of the penis and scrotum, on bed sheets, undergarments, or tangled in pubic hair
I woke up still drunk, wondering what or who I had done last night. As I dropped my pants for a morning pee, I noticed fuck chunks hanging from the pubic hair on my testicles, a sure sign I had gotten lucky.
by Scott Martin June 29, 2006
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Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!
Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.
by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017
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Fucking donut

Is an insult that surpassed all insults and is another word for saying Fuck you you son of a bitch
by OMAR NUMBER 1 -SOMEone said September 30, 2019
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Fuck this juice.

When you get really, really, super pissed at juice.
Dude1: Hey you want some juice d00d?
D00d2: Fuck this juice.
by TheMrGrafixable. August 13, 2015
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