Alex

Alex is one of those booger eating nerds in the back of the classroom with the glasses and he somehow knows all about stocks. Alex is a random guy who somehow gets by really well.

Student 1: Who left that shit all over the seat?
Student 2: Alex.

by s0_oin. May 13, 2025

alex

the best person you will ever meet !

someone who will make you feel so loved and validated you won’t know what to do with urself

me : alex is so lovely i just wanna hug him </3

friend : IKR ? he deserves the entire world !

by elio ! November 20, 2021

Jen and Alex

Bro they are both down bad for each other. They play valorant together and they use clash terms as their love language

"I'll be your hog-rider ;)"

"Will you be my pocket sage?"
"Jen and Alex should go to hoco together"

by Monkemaster September 20, 2022

Alex M

Nice guy but sometimes he gets mad but he is kind and good.

Alex M OwO

by Good Person plz no kill m alex April 15, 2019

Alexed

Totally messing up a simple mechanical task and endangering lives in the process

My mate popped round to fit a wheel on my car - fucker Alexed it right up and knackered my wheel.

by Roadman Scat June 18, 2018

Alex

Hamburger

Person one: is that Alex?

Person two: No, that's a hamburger. Dumby.

by FartEater9000 July 27, 2023

alex

a fine lad with a huge shlong.

girl: omg that’s alex
other girl: what about him
girl: he’s so fine and I bet he has a huge shlong

by ozosixixiksm December 8, 2020