Swag Fag

A person who is sexually attracted to lamps, and if his lamp is broken, goes on a murder rage.

Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.

Woman; "Hey, did you see that guy stroking that lamp at Menards?"
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."

by The smol bean May 23, 2016

Fag (new)

1. (Noun) Someone who is incapable of acknowledging the dystopian society that is currently present.
2. (Noun) A medically inferior, indoctrinated IT person, with early stages of balding, blindly defends corrupt corporations.
3. (Noun) A Big Brother worshipper.

Note: No longer used as a derogatory term against gays/lesbians.

Amanda: "I tried to kindly explain to my date that the world we live in is not what it seems - he just squealed and called me a conspiracy theorist!"
Kylie: "Oh, he's just another weak-spermed, brainwashed FAG."
Amanda (whispering): "Hey, we're in a gay bar - please don't use that term!"
Kylie: "Oh, my bad. Didn't you know? Go on Urban Dictionary and search the word, 'Fag (new)'!"

by derogatoryTheDestroyer October 25, 2023

fag hag

a straight person that attracts gay people in a non sexual way

Sandra has all gay friends, she must be a fag hag.

by snortint May 24, 2018

fag

literally me frfrfrf

- FAG
- YH?

by 3owl January 27, 2025

FAG

A school in PA known as Penn state. Usually the term is used in replacement in derogatory statements about the school,

"when is your spring break?"
"It starts the 1st of march."
"well your school is fag."

by siiiiiiio February 27, 2018

The Fag-pist

Whenever a faggot rapist decides to rape someone of the same sex and gives their bellybutton a rimjob with their tongue.

I touched myself when "The Fag-pist" destroyed me last night.

by the dirty 6 7 meister October 21, 2025

Fag

Josh

Josh is a fag

by Nanhqhabbabs April 12, 2020