bird

A feathered, warm-blooded species that went extinct in 1986 and have now been replaced with spies.

All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie.

by lunarhyunjins July 11, 2019

Ohio Bird Bath

The act of having a someone pour 2% milk into their mouth, adding a teaspoon of nesquik, and then proceeding to slowly dip your genitals into their full mouth.

Ally was craving chocolate milk and I was horny so we met in the middle and she agreed to an Ohio Bird Bath.

by Kornchips April 15, 2022

Bird Nests Bald

A person whose balding are bald who has hair in the front and hair in the back of their scalp but in the middle is completely bald which makes their hairline looks similar to a bird's nest

Bald-no hair on the head
Bird Nests Bald-George Kramer from Seinfeld

by EmJayee March 11, 2020

bird

a package containing contraband

I've got them birds flyin in the coop all day. (coop refering to the trunk of a automobile)

by Ryan Lindsey November 15, 2006

kitty bird

cat and bird

hi kitty bird!

by 3v6h5vhw5t March 26, 2021

bird

a single cigarette you are attempting to bum off somone.

hey let me get one of those birds man. Can i get a bird.

by Luke H.. September 1, 2009

Early bird

a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time.

"he was always an early bird"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025