by Goji Sauce December 9, 2019
Get the Innocent pwesious bean who must be protectedmug. A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.
~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...
~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...
by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019
Get the The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019mug. When you imply that you will cut someone like you are opening a can of beans. Or if you mess with the horns you will get stabbed !!!
by Rosewood1978 February 22, 2017
Get the open you up like a can of beansmug. Big grape boii with 13 chins and likes wet salmons and vegetable soup boi
he runs around with a collection of shiny rocks with the scent of bacon and sausages from his sexy oven mit
he runs around with a collection of shiny rocks with the scent of bacon and sausages from his sexy oven mit
by hfgwbyrbvgfrdfhbvgdfhbvfdhvbdf May 1, 2019
Get the Big bean , sorry i meant Thanosmug. by noillegals August 5, 2010
Get the stupid bean burrito eating mother fuckermug. This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
Get the eating baked beans while watching cars twomug. Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"
by PHiSH September 15, 2014
Get the crack smoking juju bean eating booboomug.