Mexican crock pot

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

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Bobby The Deported Mexican

Well, this is the nickname give to Mexicans deported out of Mexico.

El-hello-o bingos, I am Bobby The Deported Mexican! El-would-o you el-like-o tacos with your el-nachos-o? Anyway, el-bing-bong-o el-bye-o!

by MRblyat1 November 26, 2019

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Mexican Train Breakfast

Two friends having a nice time. It sounds dirty, but really it’s just breakfast on a stationary train with a south of the border twist!

Two adolescents went to a bad neighborhood in the early morning on a Sunday to find themselves a Mexican train breakfast

by Tha Government March 2, 2021

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A sex position(s)...obviously. All parties involved are required to speak Spanish only (rudimentary English at most). All penis wielding individuals must insert said key into their partner (preferably woman). Then they use their partner as a fulcrum on which to rotate. The penis holder then has to rotate around their parter in a corkscrew motion while applying similar force to a jackhammer.

"Oh hey you look like you have had a bad day, want to 'Mexican Construction Crew'?"
"No habla Ingles."
"Oh oye, parece que has tenido un mal día, ¿quieres 'Equipo de Construcción Mexicano'?"
"Si."
*sex occurs*

by cumsquad January 8, 2023

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Mexican Shit Standoff

When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.

Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.

Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.

by PotatoThunder January 31, 2022

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