Sad dick

When a guy is too sad to get a boner.

We couldn't sleep together because he had a bad case of sad dick.

by daddyjosephine September 21, 2016

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dick boner

dick boner is the boner that happens a bad and or horrible times such as a presentation or in class causing the effect of your boner being a dick

dude I got a dick boner in a class presentation it was so embarrassing

by trollzor48 September 29, 2017

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dick dirty

have sex with your g/f or wife or just a friend only thing is you do not shower or clean your dick before you stick it in her so it is call doing here dick dirty

you say to your female that you are going to do her dick dirty

by steve oooooooooooo December 4, 2009

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When someone is so scared of the penis that they literally runs away in terror at the sight of it.

Also when a girl and boy are going out for a good 6 months and the girl still hasn't touched his manhood, she can be described as having 'dick fright'.

Isaac: hey Kathryn whats long hard and full of semen. *whips out his ding-a-ling*
Kathyrn: *dies*
Isaac: Damn Kathryn didn't realize you had such bad dick fright.

by BigNoseManyHoes June 24, 2016

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dirt dick

Refering to a dirty redneck with a good looking woman...

Why in the sam hell would she want to be with that dirt dick?

by 67XLCH May 14, 2009

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cocoa dick

A big fat black cock.

Did you witness Stacey riding the cocoa dick last night?

Stacey certainly knows how to suck the cocoa dick like a champ.

How many cocoa dick's does it take to fill Stacey's twat, four or five? However, keep in mind she has one in her ass as well.

by Sammy Johodangles October 12, 2006

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