crawl in a hole and die

This is mainly used to express the feeling of mortification after a particularly humiliating social experience, leaving you wanting to "crawl in a hole and die" rather than face the people it happened in front of.

Susan: Did you really skip wearing underwear today?
Angela: Yes! And everyone at school saw when I fell down! I just wanna crawl in a hole and die, now

by Luminol March 13, 2016

Five Hole

Beneath the male or transsexual scrotum, above the taint, there lies a fleshy patch that when the correct pressure is applied, usually by an erect penis dripping in apple martini lube, gives way and forms its cavernous orifice known as The Five Hole.
This action/location is not limited to gay or transsexual intercourse. Strap-on's and other forms of penetrative objects are permitted. The discoverers of the Five Hole encourage experimentation.

If you would like to learn more on The Five Hole/Variations on The Five Hole also see:

The Russian Mitten
Swashbuckling
Rossing (Bob Rossing)
Muppeteering
Kellering
Squirreling

verb-"Hey Bill, you're looking at me like you wanna go Five Hole or something"
"Let's go Five Hole with our socks on"

noun- "I'm gonna fist your Five Hole"(see RUSSIAN MITTEN)

adjective- "Your chapped lips look Five Hole-ish"

by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009

k-hole

A huge problem in a beat-em up game when you pick-up one weapon and have another in hand adn then when you try to whap someone with it than you pick up your original weapon

I wanted to smack jack but I was in a weapon K-hole!

by Finalfighter June 20, 2004

go die in a hole

What you say to someone who pisses you off

"Hey I lost you shoes.."
"You're an idiot. Go die in a hole!"

by LifeOnPoint March 29, 2015

Go die in a hole

said when you have nothing else to say. usualy after somebody has just said a really good comeback or insult

Person 1: Hey i think theres to many people in this lift!
Person 2: Yeah because you count as 3!
Person 1: Go die in a hole!

by Charly09 December 20, 2008

Bloody neck hole

Head shot in video game, where head explodes and leaves a bloody neck hole

I was playing Urban Terror and got shot in the head, now i'm laying on the ground looking at my bloody neck hole.

by big donger March 30, 2011

Glory hole attendant

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When reasons two parties do not want to know who preformed/rreceived the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

by Righty Tossbag June 20, 2015