sappy bear

A sad and pathetic person who sits around and does nothing but eat and sleep.

"Man, you's a sappy bear, you're like ashley!"

by kaussanin October 22, 2008

Nikko Bear

When you put a lit cigarette in a mans ass the hair looks like a bear smoking a cigarette. It's a Nikko bear.

"Yeah man, I let her do a nikko bear with a menthol. Freshest I've ever felt!"

by Vilan23 December 24, 2019

comma bears

,comma bears.

comma bears.

by Debskelly1985 April 20, 2023

Bubba’s bear

A nickname creative enough to be used on your partner. Such as their lovey nickname.

Girl: Bubba’s bear!
Guy: that’s me

by SaltyDinosaurs November 6, 2017

Kills Bears

Anything that absolutely goes above and beyond to kick-ass!

- Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!

-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!

by GrizzlySkott May 25, 2011

Bear

A fat gay man with a bunch of hair, a small dick, stomach and back acne, chlamydia, and inverted nipples. Likes to fuck black chicks because he has a lot of money. Will do anything for sex, alcohol, drugs, and money.

Have you seen what he does?

Yea he's a total Bear!

by hahaurfunny June 24, 2017

Polar Bear Plunge

A sexual move a man performs upon his partner that takes great skill and precision, yet can be very detrimental if performed incorrectly. Just as a Polar Bear is on the hunt after a Seal upon the ice, when the Seal slips back into the hole in the ice, the Polar Bear’s hunt is not over. The Polar Bear in its fast and speedy pursuit leaps high, stalls mid air, then falls precisely into the hole.

This sex move is one that only the elite should perform. It’s not for beginners, or those whose coordination is lousy. If done correctly, It will undoubtedly take the breath away of the person whom the move was performed upon, and suddenly send them down a spiral of orgasmic state.

WARNING! If performed incorrectly, the effects upon the man will unvaryingly result in a trip to the hospital.

So I finally mustard up enough courage to try the Polar Bear Plunge on Bonnie last night. You should have seen her eyes!

by Benny Boy December 14, 2019