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New York Jets

New York Football Team, with poor history, consisting of mostly Mexicans, potheads, dumb asses, and overrated players. They have a fat coach who is morally vacuous, has a passionate foot fetish, and flaps his gums to much. The Jets are a team with no character which always gets players with behavioral problems. Always involved in embarrassing, stupid incidents, like Sal Alosi tripping Dolphins rookie Nolan Carroll, the Rex Ryan middle finger dispute, and the viral Youtube video with Mark Sanchez using Mark Brunell as a snot rag. Has players with big mouths like Cromartie tweeting that he will "smash Matt Hasselbeck's face in" and other stupid comments from Revis, Sanchez, Scott, and Pace. Overrated players include, but are not limited to: Shonn Greene, Jerricho Cotchery, Brad Smith, Mark Sanchez, and more. Nicknames for these players include "Dirty Sanchez," "Jerricho Crothery," and more.
"Jets are the BEST TEAM!"
"Are you an idiot? Jets are gay, they are more like the New York Jests."

"Dude, that guy is such an idiot, he must be a member of the terrible organization - the New York Jets"

"Rex Ryan is so fat that they has to set up speed bumps when he went to an all-you-can-eat buffet!
by NFL Analyst February 20, 2011
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bad news bears

a phrase used in response to bad news or situations.
The Royal Tenenbaums isn't playing tonight? Bad news bears :(
by Bungalow Bill December 16, 2001
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new zealand

A beautiful country full of mostly talented people who don't feel a need to go round kissing the yank president's arse like some Aussies do (feel sorry for the rest though) it's not actually in Europe though as is widely believed by some, sadly it is in close proximity to some ugly Australians. (We have ugly types here too don't worry) we are the first country to fly (Not USA halfwits) and the first to give women the vote and to climb Mt Everest.
New Zealanders who Australia can keep (absolutely)

Russell Crowe

Derryn Hinch

Ex Queensland Premier (Peterson)

Russell Crowe is in no way a New Zealander. He is just a disgrace and a typical example of the ugly Australian.

Time to do away with the sense of inferiority with Australia which some Australians have told me is unnesscessary. I think New Zealand can do it.
by God I love this planet April 19, 2006
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The New Neopian Academy

A crazy guild where shit goes down.

Seriously, they are all crazy. Their list of members includes:

a lesbian in the witness protection program
a preacher who likes Broadway musicals
a Nintendo Freak
a gimpy soccer player from Luxemburg
a woman who had twins at 17, her ex-husband is in prison for solicitation
and a girl who goes by pikachu with MPD
The New Neopian Academy:

no example necessary, you just have to see for yourself.

tnnaguild.com
by freelove36 May 21, 2009
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New York Orphanage

The act of throwing your unwanted babies into a dumster, for someone else to find and "adopt."
Ewwww!!!! Honey this is the ugliest baby you've ever pushed out of your Ham Wallet.

It's okay. Well take him to the New York Orphanage.
by William Hamwallet June 17, 2009
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New Gotham City

New Gotham - New Gotham City- is a minor nickname given to Chicago because of the vast amount of footage used of the city for the 2008 film "The Dark Knight"
+where you from?
-the big apple..and you?
+New Gotham City
by jictcailber July 22, 2010
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new york nail

Very skinny joint, skimping on the herb.
Man, who rolled this New York nail?
by Watersnake77 March 6, 2008
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