Cat Sponge

When a person (mostly male) has bad aim and pees on the floor and, instead of grabbing a towel to clean it up, will call the cat and play with said cat in person's urine.

I missed the toilet this morning so I just cat sponged.

by BatNinja April 6, 2009

pictures of cats

Pornographic material. Pictures of cats is code for porn.

I’m gonna go home and look for pictures of cats online.

by RigelCode December 5, 2017

Stray Cats

Two people who engage in sexual acts in the woods, similar to the way that cats would mate in the wild. Often times, Stray Cats are underage and/or have a curfew.

Person 1: "Goodness! Where are Sammi and Joe? They said they were going for a walk."

Person 2: "Oh, they're just being Stray Cats because they're not allowed together in a room with the door closed."

Person 1: "Wasn't Sammi and Adam being Stray Cats yesterday?"

Peron 2: "Yeah, and I heard that Sammi has a rash from laying in Poison Ivy from two weeks ago!"

by haterzbhatyn April 4, 2011

floss the cat

to masterbate. to jerk off. to jack off. to wack off. to spank the monkey. to beat the meat. to basically pleasure yourself.

neil: I have practice til 11, and then I think I might floss the cat.

by bl0wupragd0ll December 3, 2007

supernatural cat

What a Buddhist believes is somehow wandering around his house for all eternity.

His cat has been dead for 30 years, but the Buddhist believes that it is still there in the form of some supernatural entity.

by GuidoPosse69 January 23, 2005

doja cat

Noun
An intoxicated bovine.

Why are you acting like a doja cat?

by Princess Baph August 20, 2019

alley cat

When a white chick or a girl with light skin has a dark poon.

AWW thats gross Stacey has an alley cat

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005